Dear girl who sits to the left of me in math (whatever your name is),,

"and I was on my tip toes because he is like six feet taller than me" oh, you are telling a story... during class... cool.

"and I wrap my arms around his head and he has his arms on my waist and we kiss. It was so cute." yeah, could be cute... but that whole 'my arms wrapped around his head' thing? I get weird images.

"Like three weeks later we broke up. But sixth grade was so much better than that year anyways." WHAT? YOU WERE IN FIFTH GRADE?!?!! How?!

You are stupid. I don't want to hear your giggles and glees and drama at 7 in the morning! Shut up.
kthx. loves.

Dear People,

I have decided to write notes to people that bug/intrigue/confuse/enlighten/entertain me. I'm not sure what to call these "notes" in fact, some of them aren't notes as much as a bunch of letters and symbols that come out of my mouth in a psycho rage. I think I will call them "Dear People(insert specification here)," Does that sound good? Well, I don't care. That's what it is going to be.

Who Would Win?

The Question Mark vs. The Exclamation Point

QUESTION MARK:

What can you say about a symbol that always needs to yell to get its point across? What kind of vacuous content is exclamation point making with its unwavering vehemence? Why can't it simply relax? What are the issues that drive this punctuation bully? What is it overcompensating for? Doesn't it have the least bit of curiosity? Doesn't it have an iota of wonder in the wide world? Does it merely shout to drown out the painful voices in its blood-rushed head? And have I not made my point? Or should I say "mark"?

EXCLAMATION POINT:

Shut up! Stupid curvy wuss! Oh, look at me and my inquisitive curious soul! UP YOURS! Hey, we don't need your help capitalization! I can just double up for extra EMPHASIS!! See, I yelled that line!!! And that one even louder! What's a question mark going to do, double up on itself for extra inquiry emphasis?? Look how dumb that looks! Point made! And watch your ass, comma! You're next!

FURTHER DEBATE:

Italics vs. Underline

The colon vs. Semi-colon

& vs. 'n'

Ditcher Ditcher Pumpkin Pitcher

Had a wife that asked to itcher.

I want to blog about something that is interesting and is a big factor in my attitude today: Ditching.

My school has this dumb rule that you CANNOT leave campus during any break or lunch without a note from your parental units. But they don't enforce it... at all. So there.

Today is the lovely "Take the PSAT Test" day. Oh joy, my heart is so happy you have no idea... really. Anywhoozle, I had to take the PSAT today, I finished early and was very bored. We had this "break" during which you could get food from the vendy, use the toilet, take a walk, all that jazz. I decided to go to McDonalds and indulge in two McDoubles. Yeah, that's right. Not one but two. I'm a winner(also morbidly obese).

As this might not sway anyone(because no one reads blogs) but I felt pretty BA doing so. Not only did I go to McDonalds but, I succeeded in getting lost and exploring all of downtown ABQ in the epic search for "home". By "home" I mean "McDonalds".

So my attitude of the day just ended about four minutes ago. My attitude was very "meh. whatever. no biggie." But now I care about things. Boo. :\

Today,

Google directed me towards a website. Normal yes? No. In fact this website was so abnormal, I decided to share (because so many people read blogs). It is called "Clever Things to Say". I think it is appropriate for all ages/days/times of the year/ species. Therefore, let this be known: YOU, dear reader, will have an abundance of clever things to say. In fact clever words should be spewing out of your mouth non stop. This I find an acceptable reason to be clever, witty, and sometimes sassy.

http://www.cleverthingstosay.com/

Also, click on the "Dark Humor" link on the right hand side. One of my favorites.

I want I want, I need I need

To go back to the studio...

But seriously, I do.

I-HEART

Recently I have watched Hillsong's newest DVD and it makes me want to go out and change the world. Because I cannot go to Africa or Hong Kong at the moment I signed up at I-HEART.org to give ideas and encourage other people. I think YOU should do the same.

http://www.i-heart.org/index.php